RED-AJIZ-WHO

MEGA-HECTIC-SUPERDIVA-MOM

2010-02-20T07:24:00.004+08:00

Do you know who am I referring to? Kalau bagi Ajiz memang tak lain tak bukan my kening terangkat's sister, ZIANA ZAIN! Just wanna share some infos with you guyz about one of my biggest influence in my life so far.

Since her first comeback (after gave birth to the twins) at Murai 2nd anniversary last month, ZIANA ZAIN has lotz of 'to-do-list' on her career lately. Seperti yang you all tau, she will release a new single soon. Besides her singing career, here are some of other 'happkening' news for you guyz especially ZIANA ZAIN's fanzz.

Ziana Zain as a Mentor

Program realiti Mentor musim ke-4 akan berlangsung tak lama lagi. Besides Mas Idayu, Azmeer, Dayang Nurfaizah, Joe Flizzow and Muss (May), ZIANA ZAIN will be assigned as one of the mentors. Wow! Ni buat Ajiz nak try my best luck jadi protege AKAK ZIANA ni! Huhu... FYI, audition for ZIANA ZAIN's protege will be held on 6th May 2010 in Theatrette, Sri Pentas TV3. Try your luck too! Haha... Btw, AKAK ZIANA ZAIN expected there are more 'adik-adik' will come to her audition day. Well, no surprise! Wink!

Mentor Ziana Zain in RED! Ada berani???

Bertuahnya kalau jadi protege Akak Gee ni! (courtsey Budiey)

Injured ZIANA ZAIN

Waduh, waduh! Pity this diva yang injured or melecur kat both hands (to be exact) while prepared tea for breakfast to her family one morning. Juz pray that she will get well soon. But, dalam injured macam tu sempat lagi nak pose vogue-vogue! Hehe.. Tak percaya? See this:

Lihatlah pose ala-ala pose Omega watch Ziana Zain.

Premier MAGIKA

As you guyz know, ZIANA ZAIN has involved in upcoming KRU's comedy-fantasy flick called MAGIKA as a very vogue yet evil Nenek Kebayan. FYI, ZIANA ZAIN shoot movie ni masa pregnant ngan si kembar comel tu. Recently, she attended the flick's preview somewhere in K.L. Tak sabar nak tunggu movie ni yang akan ditayangkan in March. What is this movie all about? Juz see the trailer below.

First time tengok poster movie Melayu yang ok!

Gedix je Nenek Kebayan kening terangkat ni...

Masa kat premier MAGIKA

ZIANA ZAIN @ Singapore

Masa CNY lepas (14 Feb), AKAK ZIANA sempat lagi ke Kota Singa sempena The Wedding, Food and Shopping Paradise 2010 as a guest star. The interesting thing that happened there was pertandingan tiru gaya ZIANA ZAIN. Quite interesting and congrates to the winner, Siti Zakiah kot! Juz browse at youtube la. Haha...

Ala-ala Saloma versi rock! Haha...

Teater Muzikal ANTARA

At last! ZIANA ZAIN will be appeared in a theater musical this month sempena Maulidur Rasul. But, AKAK ZIANA tak berlakon pun dalam teater ni, cuma menyanyi dalam segmen selingan jer. Ok la tu daripada nan ado. Teringat last year masa Maulidur Rasul gakz Ajiz ada joined Sirah Junjungan Tahajjud Cinta arahan Erma Fatima which I worked with Jamal Abdillah, Siti Nurhaliza, Vanidah Imran and many more. That time I always thought that i wish will be on stage together with AKAK ZIANA. Unfortunately AKAK ZIANA's joining Erma's production this year which I am not involed! Huhu.. It's ok. Btw, this play will be directed by Elly Suriati and wrriten/produced by Erma Fatima.

Title: ANTARA

Date: 26-28 February 2010

Time: 8:30 p.m.

Venue: Panggung Sari, Istana Budaya

Ticket: RM 50, RM 70, RM 100, RM 150 RM 200 & RM 250 (www.ticket2u.biz)

Mula-mula confuse ingatkan gambar Ziana Zain tu Rahimah Rahim!

ZIANA ZAIN is a bad Jelly Fish

This is the first time ever for ZIANA ZAIN to perform on a theater stage as an actress. Finally! ZIANA ZAIN terlibat dengan teater kanak-kanak bercorak muzikal, that is GAMAT for the second season along with Amy Mastura, Misha Omar and many more. She will play a role as the leader of bad jelly fishes! Haha.. Sesuai!

Title: Muzikal Gamat 2

Date: 12-22 March 2010

Time: 3:00 p.m. (13, 14, 20 & 21 March) & 8:30 p.m. (12-22 March)

Venue: MaTiC, Jalan Ampang, K.L. (ala, kat Saloma Bistro besides ZOUK tu)

Ticket: RM 22 (13, 14, 20 & 21 @ 3:00 p.m.) & RM 50 (12-22 @ 8:30 p.m.)

Jom tengok!

Owh, tu ke mak and anak gamat?

Gabungan Ibu Gamat, Ketua Obor-Obor & Ketua Ikan Buntal

ZIANA ZAIN Cried???

"KEEP 'YA EYEBROW UP!!!"

AKU MALAZZ

2010-02-20T05:08:00.000+08:00

Bueno, bueno, bueno mis amigos!

Wah, rasanya dah agak lama gakz for me tak update my blog ni. Maklumlah blog diupdate di kala sunyi and bosan. Sejak balik hometown kat Kuching, eh, Madrid ni masa memang diluangkan bersama family jer. So, kemalasan untuk update blog ni melanda sebab dah tak sunyi! Huhu...

Nway, 6 Februari lepas Ajiz ada pergi UKM tengok show teater daripada Kelab Teater Rimba berjudul 'USANG' seperti yang Ajiz war-warkan dalam post sebelum ni. Ape yang Ajiz nak cakap, FANTASTIC! Honestly, lama dah Ajiz tak tengok show teater, especially form KTR yang bermutu and best sebegini. What can I say? LOVE you KTR!

So, tu je kot nak war-warkan. Saje nak keep updating. Hehe... Apepun, to all of my chinese fwenz, I hope it's not too late for me to wish you guyz a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR of Tiger!!!

Daa...

LAYOUT OH LAYOUT

2010-02-06T01:18:00.002+08:00

Terasa amat bengang (takla seBENGANG Akim AF tu) dengan my blog skin lately. Dalam tempoh masa terdekat ni dah masuk kali ke-3 Ajiz kena tukar layout. Entah apa sebabnya. Nak kata trial nyer layout tak jugak. Hurmm... Skin kali ni tak tau la panjang mana hayatnya. Tengokla dalam seminggu dua ni. Kalau bertahan, syukur yang teramatla sebab takla fening Dato' M. Daud Kilau & Ezlyn lagi! By the way, a million thanx to Adrian Gaga yang tolong developed, edited and published my layout all this while, ya! (nak belanja Teh Tarik Halia tak?)

Nway, minggu ni takde apa sangat yang extraordinary berlaku. Quite a dull week for me. I wish that I have something to spice myself up like "Colours of the world! Spice up your life!" This weekends nak temankan Adrian Gaga g shopping for CNY upcoming lebih kurang seminggu lagi. Gong Xi, Gong Xi! Maybe tershopping sekali la kot. Hehe...

Sabtu malam (06/02) lakz nak pergi UKM untuk menonton show teater from my beloved Kelab Teater Rimba yang telah lama aku tinggalkan. Cheh.. Sekarang my juniors semua bz prepare for the show. This time is quite interesting sebab bergabung dengan sanggar-sanggar teater kolej kediaman dalam UKM dan jugak budak-budak sekolah area Bangi. Satu perkembangan! Good job KTR! For those yang minat dengan teater bolehla datang nanti. Info:

Tajuk: USANG (karya Bung Kancil)

Tarikh : 6 Februari 2010 (Sabtu)

Tempat : Panggung Seni UKM
Masa : 8.30 Malam
Masuk : PERCUMA
Dipentaskan oleh: Kelab Teater Rimba Artisukma UKM dengan kerjasama Kelab-kelab Teater Kolej UKM.
Anjuran : Pusat Kebudayaan Jabatan Pekhidmatan Pelajar

More info you can get in Kelab Teater Rimba nyer blog k! See you there, I guess.

Wokai, Ajiz mau beradu! Chow!

MY TOP 3 PERFORMANCES

2010-02-02T02:12:00.017+08:00

Bueno y Hola amigos...

It's been quite a long time for me not to post any entry due to my malasness and with all a sudden my 'Royal'-blog layout buat hal last week. I have to change my layout menjadi bentuk yang you all tengok sekarang. Is it cool for you guyz? Thanx to Adrian Gaga for helping me with the layout. Juz click on any icon of people with different ages above. Quite interesting, huh?

By the way, as you've noticed 52nd Grammy Awards juz berlangsung dengan jayanya last few days (31st January). Kita dah tahu dah the winners as well as the losers in that very the prestige awards show. The performances mostly best-best jugak sebab one of my inspiration, Akak Beyonce Knowles also performed and made history for the most and the first (who won 6 awards) Grammy Awards female winner of all time just in one night! Wow! What can i say about my Akak B? How to hate her while she's the greatest performer? I love to love her! Haha... Unfortunately, a young country girl (who's sux singing Live) won Album Of The Year! Damn! You know who am i talking about. But, at least she won 4 awards overall compare to Beyonce who won 6! Yeah.. You go B!

These are the list of some of the main Grammy's Winners (for those yang tak tau lagi):

Best Country Album - Fearless (Taylor Swift) eww...
Best Country Song - White Horse (Liz Rose & Taylor Swift) urgh!!!
Best Country Collaboration With Vocals - I Told You So (Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis) i love this song...
Best Male Country Vocal - Sweet Thing (Keith Urban) laki Nicole Kidman tu...
Best Female Country Vocal - White Horse (Taylor Swift) OMG! Carrie should win!!!
Best Rap Album - Relapse (Eminem) mesti Eddy suke!
Best Rap Song - Run This Town (Jay-z, Rihanna & Kanye West)
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration - Run This Town (Jay-z, Rihanna & Kanye West)
Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group - Crack A Bottle (Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 cent)
Best Rap Solo Performance - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) (Jay-z)
Best Contemporary R&B Album - I Am... Sasha Fierce (Beyonce) yeah!
Best R&B Album - Blacksummers' Night (Maxwell) terrer gakz mamat ni...
Best R&B Song - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (Beyonce) thumbs up!
Best Urban/Alternative Performance - Pearls (India Arie & Dobet Gnahore)
Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance - At Last (Beyonce) xsangka calon gakz
Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals - Blame It (Jamie Foxx & T-Pain)
Best Male R&B Vocal Performance - Pretty Wings (Maxwell)
Best Female R&B Vocal Performance - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (Beyonce) great!
Best Alternative Music Album - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix (Phoenix)
Best Rock Album - 21st Century Breakdown (Green Day) yeah, as expected!
Best Rock Song - Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon)
Best Metal Performance - Dissident Aggresor (Judas Priest)
Best Hard Rock Performance - War Machine (AC/DC)
Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals - Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon)
Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance - Working On A Dream (Bruce Springsteen)
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album - Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden (Michael Buble)
Best Electronic/Dance Album - The Fame (Lady Gaga) who else?
Best Dance Recording - Poker Face (Lady Gaga) like it!
Best Pop Vocal Album - The E.N.D. (The Black Eyed Peas)
Best Pop Instrumental Album - Potato Hole (Booker T. Jones)
Best Pop Instrumental Performance - Throw Down Your Heart (Bela Fleck)
Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals - Lucky (Jason Mraz & Colbie Calliat) bukan Siti Nurhaliza & Faizal Tahir k!
Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals - I Gotta Feeling (The Black Eyed Peas)
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance - Make It Mine (Jason Mraz)
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - Halo (Beyonce) one of my fav. song!
Best New Artist - Zac Brown Band who the fish is this???
Song Of The Year - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (Beyonce) u go woman!!!
Album Of The Year - Fearless (Taylor Swift) eww!!!
Record Of The Year - Use Somebody (Kings Of Leon)

Fuh, what a long list! Actually there are more tapi award-award belakang tabir je and disampaikan masa pre-Grammy. Anyway, among all of the performances on that night, these are my top 3 performances. Enjoy:

3. Michael Jackson Tribute (Various Artist)

"The Earth Song" featuring Celine Dion, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood & more. Ada speech by MJ's children.

2. Lady Gaga & Sir Elton John (Medley)

Gabungan Sir & Lady

1. If I Were A Boy & You Oughta Know (Beyonce Knowles)

Quite a similiar performance like she did in "I Am... Yours" @ Las Vegas concert. "You Oughta Know" is originally by Alanis Morisette.

Pink's performance also was a very acrobatic and a good one. Very sexy. Pink nyanyi Glitter In The Air.

Pink splashes water on stage!

That's all nak share with you guyz. Are any of your favourite won that night?

p/s: bilela Malaysia punya mucis awards boleh jadi as good as this? BTW, can't wait for Academy Awards soon...

SIAPA DIA (WAHAI MISHA) SEBELUM AJIZ?

2010-01-27T03:19:00.016+08:00

Jam menunjukkan pukul 3:13 a.m. tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. Menurut kepercayaan mistik, time camni la geng-geng H***u aktif. Erk??? Nak baca Ayat Kursi la sebelum tidur jap lagi. Tapi, nak tidur macam mana pulak kan mata tak ngantok lagi ni. Hate my eyes! Dalam ketidakmengantukkan ini ada jer yang Ajiz nak post sementara mengisi masa lapang ni. Just for your entertainment (macam lagu si Adam Lambert tu jer!).

Saje nak post video yang pernah aku and Misha Homar shoot suatu ketika dulu (ala-ala zaman muda-mudi agogo kami). Video ini hasil projek Haikal untuk fakulti dia dulu. Most of you dah tengok kot. Saja nak share kat sini pulakz kan. Bila tengok diri balik kat video ni, rupa macam penagih dadah ada gakz. Anyway, it was a fun experience. Haha... Enjoy "Siapa Dia Sebelum Daku" (original by Francesca Peter & Roy) versi Ajiz & Misha...

The Making Of...

Siapa Dia Sebelum Daku (World Premiere) cheh...

p/s: Wow!!! Setakat tarikh and masa this entry has been posted, dah 33,986 viewers dah tengok this video kat Youtube! Huhu...

I'M NOT QUALIFIED

2010-01-25T01:14:00.009+08:00

Based on the title above, i think some of you can guess what i mean, right? I'm not qualified for the FA job!!! How sad!!! Quite dissapointed la coz I would kill for this job. Penat-penat je korbankan janggut (my biggest pride, LOL), rambut, make up (erk??? kantoi!) and everything la. It's all because this is one of my dream job! Sowi my dad sebab tak berjaya dapatkan tiket free. Huhu... Tapi, dah takde rezeki nak buat camne, kan? I still believe that rezeki aku dalam any bidang nanti akan tiba jugak (bukan pengedar dadah ok!). Alhamdulillah I still have Adrian Gaga yang sentiasa bagi semangat supaya aku takkan give up. Thanx Ad and million thanx to Misha Homar too sebab temankan interview (and interview sekali walaupun tak cukup inci!, sowi.. haha).

Wajah kegagalan Putera Mahkota Spain yang dah terkorban janggut

Semalam (24/01) I had so much fun (sebenarnya nak hilangkan kesedihan gagal jadi FA, huhu). Finally jumpe gakz si Shawn sebab nak bagi hadiah besday dia yang belated a day before. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Shawn. (mesti dia marah cerita pasal dia ni, hehe). Then I went out with Ad pergi midvalley jumpa one of his ex-student, Saadiah. A very interesting and cheerful Arab-Somalian girl. She's quite preety with a quite unique complexion too. Mula-mula agak malu and tak tau nak borak apa ngan dia. Then, after a while I got cosy and comfortable with her after we chatted about lots of topics including her life living and born in Makkah. Mulalah borak-borak pasal pengalaman umrah about 8 years back. The funny thing is masa dia bagitau nama adik-beradik dia like sister named Zainab, dia pulak Saadiah, brother Nassier Muhammad dan tetiba youngest sister nama Linda! Tetiba je nama omputih!

Chit-chat at Seed Cafe memang menenangkan. Dahla last-last Saadiah belanja. Kalau tau order mahal-mahal. Haha... Too bad tak sempat curi-curi snap pix dia. Guess I'm not a good paparazzi! What a fun day for me. At least my dissapoinment decreased. You guyz made my day!

p/s: have to think about my future plan for my stable life...

SENJA (PART 1)

2010-01-20T21:19:00.005+08:00

ENTAH mengapa hatiku sering kali meronta tertanya-tanya adakah dia selamanya buat ku? Adakah apa yang aku dan dia bina dan layari selama ini akan sampai jua ke destinasi yang sering kali setiap pasangan bercinta namakan sebagai kebahagiaan? Aku semakin keliru dan akal fikiran ku sudah agak jauh tersasar dari logikal azali. Namun, aku tidak pernah salahkan dia kerana pukulan badai dan gelora kencang yang berlaku semuanya disebabkan oleh satu entiti yang bodoh dan buta akan erti suatu perhubungan yang diistilahkan sebagai hubungan cinta sepasang kekasih. Entiti yang secara tidak langsung dan tanpa sedar yang cuba merosakkan ikatan suci percintaan itu tidak lain dan tidak bukan, AKU sendiri! Semuanya mungkin kerana tahap ego yang sentiasa mengekalkan kedudukan diri di puncak serta masih mentah dan naïf dalam mengenali makna sebenar komitmen dan ketulusan dalam sesebuah perhubungan. Semestinya lumrah dan prinsip hidupku sebelum segalanya bermula adalah sangat bertentangan dengan tajuk lagu Dato’ Siti Nurhaliza, ‘Ku Percaya Ada Cinta’ kerana aku sangat menentang kehadiran cinta sesama manusia untukku dan cinta sebenar bagiku hanyalah untuk Yang Esa, keluarga dan teman-teman rapatku. Dan aku menolak jauh insan-insan selain mereka untuk mengisi apa yang aku tafsirkan sendiri sebagai CINTA. Dengan berani aku katakan mungkin juga kerana aku jenis yang mudah serik disebabkan… Perlukah aku ceritakan?

Si dia sememangnya terlampau istimewa buatku kerana dia bukanlah tergolong dalam ciri-ciri pasangan idaman aku. Dia sangatlah bertentangan dengan apa yang aku inginkan sebagai pasangan hidup, jauh sekali untuk aku memandang dia buat kali kedua tika ditakdirkan bersua dengannya buat kali pertama. Tiada istilah cinta pandang pertama. Secara jujurnya aku lebih tertarik dengan seseorang yang tinggi, rambut panjang lurus melepasi bahu, berkulit cerah, senyuman manis, bergaya dan full of sense of humor. Mungkin disebabkan aku agak tergolong dengan spesies yang sama, iaitu tinggi, suka berjenaka cuma aku ditakdirkan berkulit sawo matang jadi aku turut inginkan sesuatu yang agak bertentangan dengan aku selain persamaan. Manusia katakan. Memang sentiasa menginginkan sesuatu yang kadang-kadang di luar bidang kuasa akal. Berbalik kepada si dia. Dia sememangnya agak bertentangan dengan selera aku. Perkenalan aku dan si dia bermula sekitar lima tahun lepas melalui laman sosial yang menjadi kegilaan bukan sahaja remaja, malah kanak-kanak, ibu bapa, guru, Datuk, Datin dan kemungkinan juga atuk dan nenek. Teknologi kini mampu menarik minat dan cinta semua golongan.

Apabila aku setuju untuk approved pelawaan persahabatan si dia dalam laman tersebut, aku tahu bahawa si dia akan menjadi sekadar antara ribuan kawan di dalam senarai laman aku. Kebiasaannya aku akan menghantar ucapan terima kasih kerana menjadikan aku sebagai kawan baru melalui kotak komen. Tipikalnya, aku akan beranggapan bahawa semuanya hanya setakat itu kerana kebanyakan mereka yang dikenali sebagai ‘kawan maya’ aku tidaklah aku benar-benar kenali dan akan menyepikan diri sesudah menambah kenalan baru kerana aku juga tahu bahawa mereka hanya bersaing sesama sendiri untuk membuktikan siapa lagi hebat dengan mempunyai teman siber yang paling ramai. Siapa yang mencecah ribuan? Puluhan dan ratusan ribu mahupun jutaan kenalan internet? Peliknya, si dia sentiasa membalas sapaan aku sehingga secara tidak langsung tanpa ku sedari kami sentiasa berbalas khabar dan cerita masing-masing dan menjadi semakin rapat, secara maya. Aku mula tertarik dengan si dia, tapi secara teknikal. Bukannya perasaan kerana aku mula ingin mengenali si dia secara dekat hanya untuk berkawan. Tidak terlintas langsung memikirkan untuk pergi lebih jauh daripada itu. Jadi, aku sering melihat gambar-gambarnya yang agak fotogenik mungkin disebabkan editing yang baik. Meskipun aku lebih menggemari seseorang yang berkulit cerah, namun kulit hitam manisnya cukup mengubah sekurang-kurangnya sedikit selera dan minat aku. Aku dapati orang yang berkulit hitam manis tidak kurang hebatnya setelah aku ‘pelajari’ rupa fizikal dia meskipun hanya di dalam gambar. Mungkin sejarah hidupku sendiri yang menyebabkan aku merasa rendah diri dengan ‘warna’ yang jelasnya kurniaan Tuhan ke atasku. Aku sering diejek, dicaci, dipersenda dan diketawakan ketika aku masih kecil dan merangkak dalam mengenali dunia dan hidup. Aku pernah benci akan diri sendiri dek ‘kekurangan’ yang sentiasa mengiringi ke mana sahaja aku pergi. Disebabkan itu juga aku tidak pernah jatuh cinta atau terlibat dalam ‘Cinta Monyet’ yang klisenya sering dialami oleh teman seremajaku kerana aku tahu tidak akan ada sesiapa pun yang akan berminat untuk mendekatiku secara peribadi dan intim selain niat untuk berkawan. Aku akui aku mempunyai ramai teman rapat dan click sepanjang zaman persekolahanku, tapi bukan cinta walau pun aku sangat menginginkannya dek cemburu melihat teman-teman lain berkasih-kasihan. Disebabkan itu juga aku sering menganggap cinta untuk berpasangan itu tidak adil kerana mempunyai peraturan yang ditentukan oleh individu itu sendiri. Masa berlalu sehingga aku ke menara gading, perasaan kurang yakin itu secara tidak langsung terkikis sedikit demi sedikit. Aku mula percaya dan yakin akan penampilan diri setelah aku observed sendiri dan bergaul dengan kumpulan individu yang gemar bergaya. Tahun demi tahun berlalu aku semakin matang dengan diri dan melihat si dia juga sedikit sebanyak menambahkan lagi point bahawa orang berkulit hitam manis sememangnya menarik dalam cara mereka tersendiri. Lihat sahaja selebriti-selebriti tempatan seperti Ziana Zain, Ning Baizura, Nurul, Dayang Nurfaizah serta antarabangsa seperti Beyonce, Rihanna, Naomi Campbell dan ramai lagi. Mereka yakin dengan kecantikan diri masing-masing dan berjaya dalam bidang yang diceburi atas pembawakan diri masing-masing.

Setelah sebulan aku mengenali si dia secara terselindung di sebalik alam maya, aku mula meminta nombor telefon bimbit dia kerana aku rasakan sudah sampai masanya untuk aku mengenali si dia dengan lebih dekat dan direct lagi. Sememangnya aku sudah rasa selesa berkenalan dengannya walau pun tidak pernah bersua muka dan mata secara langsung. Dia juga aku rasakan sudah selesa denganku dan dengan balasan satu mesej dia memberikan nombornya. Tindakan agak berani juga apabila kami bertukar-tukar nombor kerana maklumlah orang sering berpesan agar berhati-hati dengan teman-teman siber. Tapi entah kenapa kami agak berani dan mengendahkan pesanan yang berguna itu. Mungkin masing-masing dah hanyut jauh dan tidak menemui tempat untuk tersadai. Jiwa remaja memang sering memberontak dan ingin mencuba selalu tanpa menghiraukan fungsi otak. Jadi, tidak berapa lama kemudian aku nekad untuk mengajak si dia keluar bukannya untuk date, tapi keluar sekadar ingin mengenali diri masing-masing dengan lebih mendalam dan bersemuka. Lagi pun ketika itu aku mempunyai rancangan untuk membeli-belah, jadi dalam masa yang sama dia beralasan untuk menemaniku. Ternyata pertemuan sulung kami masing-masing agak membisu dan tidak banyak bercakap tidak seperti ketika berkomunikasi dalam laman sosial. Malu-malu kucing agaknya. Aku cuba untuk mengeluarkan apa jua topik yang terlintas di pemikiranku walau pun setiap lima minit akan menjadi seolah-olah berada di perpustakaan, zon senyap. Si dia hanya membalas sepatah dua. Tapi, aku faham. Masing-masing tidak biasa dengan pertemuan yang ‘berkonsepkan’ sebegini. Pertemuan pertama lebih kepada tindakan berbanding dengan bercakap. Membeli-belah, menonton wayang, meronda-ronda sekitar kota dan akhirnya pulang ke rumah masing-masing. Pendek kata, pertemuan itu adalah secara zahirnya, namun hakikatnya kami berada di dunia malu masing-masing.

bersambung...

Ajiz Lopez

MY SUDDEN-CRAZIEST INTEREST

2010-01-20T21:07:00.002+08:00

Hola...

Just a short notice here due to my 'comeback-interest'. When I was a teenager, i always dreamt to write a novel about love and life. Tapi, cita-cita terbantut sebab that time my school homework banyak sangat sampai tak boleh focus. Time tu type sikit-sikit guna typewriter jer. Then, makin lama makin terkubur minat tu.

So, lately Ajiz ada terpikir kembali untuk menulis sebuah kisah cinta sementara free time yang selalu sangat ni. Ideas are there because semua source and ilham banyak datang serentak lately. For an upcoming entry, I'll share with you guyz my short story or mini-novel perhaps called 'SENJA'. Nak tau pasal ape? Bacala sendiri every part. Each part will be released every month, insya-Allah. Monthly episode la konon-kononnya.

p/s: 'SENJA' is based on someone's true story, but with a 'lil bit twisted. The writing is 100% from me. I need your comments ya! Happy reading!

NOW I WANNA FLY

2010-01-19T05:40:00.004+08:00

Now it's time for me to fly far-far away, but not to the Shrek-Land coz i'm not a friend of Princess Fiona. This is about focussing on my next dream job or career as a FA (Flight Attendant la). Bukan nak bawak kapal terbang pun. Nanti tersesat negara mana entah kalau Ajiz bawak. By the way, when an opportunity comes, I should grab it. Maksudnya dalam masa terdekat ni, ada FA's job interview for AirAsia. Dengan tak sabar and penuh semangatnya Ajiz nak cuba this position (memang impian dari zaman sebelum akil baligh lagi besides my Dad's dream too so dapat tiket flight free!!! hurmm..). So, peluang dah ada depan mata, why not kan? Mana tau drama 'Awan Dania' bertukar jadi 'Awan Ajiz Lopez' ke? I wish...

Entonces (so), bagi sesiapa yang ingin bersaing dengan Ajiz jawatan di awan biru (walaupun sekarang asyik kelabu je hujan memanjang), here's the information:

We‘re looking for individuals with these absolutely essential qualities:-

• Happy, fun personality (sudah semestinya walau pun agak moody lately)
• Genuine interest to serve people (yeah,i like! erk???)
• Age: between 20 and 35 years old (masih qualified uollz! Ajiz muda lagi..)
• Height (ladies): minimum 157cm, maximum 170cm barefoot
• Height (men): minimum 170cm, maximum 180cm barefoot (nasib baik ngam-ngam 180cm. Fuh!)
• SPM with credit in English and Bahasa Malaysia or equivalent
• Dress code: smart casual (ladies; with knee length skirt only)Please bring along:
• Original IC & one photocopy of IC
• 1 recent coloured head & shoulder photograph (passport size)
• 1 recent coloured full-body photograph (postcard size)
• Original & copies of education and other relevant certificates

Walk-in Interview:Venue: Main Hall, Air Asia Academy
Date: 23rd January 2010 (Saturday)
Registration: 9:00 am- 4.00pm

Okai, ni je Ajiz ley bagi info. Thanx to a source in Air Asia Facebook. Doakan Ajiz berjaya ek? Tak nak la over-confident dapat (tapi dalam hati meronta-ronta nak! camne?). So, see you there k!

p/s: dengar-dengar this year Air Asia nak bukak cawangan kat France. Merci Bocoup!

KENING TERANGKAT'S IDOL COMEBACK

2010-01-17T04:27:00.007+08:00

One eyebrow up? Angkat-angkat kening? Turun naik, turun naik? Yes! I'm referring to my ultimate idol a.k.a. Diva, the one and only ZIANA ZAIN!

And you know what? SHE'S BACK!!! Happy nyer Ajiz tak terkata. Setelah 100 hari berpantang (katanya!) selepas melahirkan twins, Muhammad Ariel & Siti Nour Kaseh, AKAK ZIANA telah muncul di khayalak buat pertama kalinya recently (15th Jan @ Palace Of The Golden Horses) sempena 2nd Anniversary of Murai.com.my (ala, website gossip sensasi tu). Malangnya, AKAK ZIANA didn't perform, tapi catwalk jer. Ok la tu daripada nan-ado!

Jom, tengok pix terkini ZIANA ZAIN!

Antara kemunculan terakhir di khalayak sebelum cuti bersalin

Kemunculan terbaru ZIANA ZAIN

ZIANA ZAIN bersedia menggegarkan kening-kening anda semua

What I can say here is AKAK ZIANA is still gorgeous and lovely as always besides sporting. Cuma AKAK ZIANA still nampak berisi lagi. Maybe tak sempat buat appoinment with Slimworld lagi kot. Thanx Kak Ina for the picture (sorry tercurik, hehe).

Ajiz dapat info ni semua pun after lepak-ing dengan few Zianafolks petang semalam. It was fun! Apepun, can't wait for her stage-comeback and singles releasing (walau pun dah dengar awal dah, ;p). Besides, her latest movie is on its way, MAGIKA where AKAK ZIANA will play a vogue Nenek Kebayan Ratu Jamu role. Can't wait. Terbaru info yang Ajiz dapat daripada Kosmo! online, AKAK ZIANA juga ditawarkan menjadi pengacara and terlibat dalam Mentor 4 nanti. Wah!!! Semakin terangkat keningku!

"KEEP 'YA EYEBROW UP!!!"

JOKE SUKA-SUKI (NOT SUKI OIAM 1!)

2010-01-17T02:35:00.005+08:00

Sebagai pembuka selera blog, cheh... Ajiz nak share jokes (American & Singaporean) with you guyz. Quite funny and full of sarcasm. Enjoy while laughing! LOL!

ART GALLERY NUDES

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

BLONDE GIRLFRIEND

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?

A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

A MINUTE

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between TAIPEI and LAS VEGAS?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."

Ah Beng: "THANK YOU," and puts down the phone..

LETTER TO AH BENG

Letter 1

Dear Ah Beng,

I am a Filipina maid. My Sir and Maam always want me to clean the windows of their 12th storey flat. There is no way to clean the outside other than leaning out the window.

It is very dangerous and I am very scared of falling out. But my Sir and Maam get very angry if I don't. What can I do?

Defenestrata

Ah Beng replies........

Dear Defenestrata,

Wah, damn chia lat. Acherly, I also don'ch know why Singaporeans want to clean their windows. Maybe you can persuade your Sir or Maam that leaving the windows dirty is a good thing. If windows dirty, then can walk around the flat naked, mah. If clean-clean, then some kaypoh neighbour sure kao peh kao bu, then you kena saman. But then, depending on what your Sir or Maam look like, maybe the sight of them naked might make you jump voluntarily.

You maybe also want to tie yourself tight-tight to something solid if you have to lean out. Of course, you could always break the windows. Then got nothing to clean, mah. But then, it makes it easier for your Sir or Maam to throw you out. Aiyah, why not just run away and come work for us at Geylang Lorong 69? At least here, the Sirs pay you for the extra service. !

Ah Beng

Letter 2

Dear Ah Beng,

Beng ah Beng, I also want to be an Ah Beng. Everyday sit kopi tiam, put leg on chair, smoke and drink. Some more always hang out in shopping centre, got char bor. Most important, no need to study. Can tell me which gang to join? If you tell me, I sure get all my kakis to join.

Recruit

Ah Beng replies...

Dear Recruit,

Pukimak! You think be Ah Beng so easy, ah? Must study one, you know! Got a lot of rules. You think you can anyhow go Queensway and get tattoo, ah? Wait you get the wrong tattoo, and some other gang see you, sure kena hoot upside down! And what, you think so easy grow long last fingernail? Got regulation one, leh! We use it to dig ear... if too long or sharp, can burst your eardrum!

And what, you think we just KLKK around the shopping centre cho boh lan and sian char bor? You think char bor attracted to Ah Bengs, ah? Acherly, they are our accomplices, and we are all there to shoplift or kuah chui (keep a lookout)! You think be Ah Beng is hobby, is it? It's a profession!

My gang is earning so much revenue, ! heard Singapore Technologies also wants to form a GLG (government-linked gang) to come into the market. So join a gang only if you're serious. In fact, join a gang only if your studies are damn tok kong.

We do'wan any old samseng nowsaday, leh! You just want to relac one corner in a kopi tiam, then be a kopi kiah. So once you wake up your idea, you can come down to No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 for an interview with us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Bring your 'O' Level cert.

Ah Beng

For those yang confuse Ah Beng ni ape, it means:

Ah Beng = Ah Bengs are stereotypically Chinese men in their early teens to late 20s, seen hanging out in groups and typically speaking in local slang, which is Hokkien or Cantonese mixed with English and Malay, such as Manglish or Singlish. Their English level is limited to simple English words with incorrect grammar. When having a conversation, Ah Bengs like to curse in their daily speech. (senang citer Apek-Apek type la)

Contoh Ah Beng berjaya

Adios!

TESTING, TESTING, THERE YOU GO!

2010-01-15T19:24:00.109+08:00

Salam/Hola/Bueno/Pa Habar,

'Testing, testing...' my blog is offically launched! Yeay! It's quite a berkurun lamanya (sejak zaman Mayang Mengurai, eh! Rapunzel lagi) blog ni didevelopkan, tapi tinggal sarang labah-labah jer. But, don't worry coz Spiderman yang menetap sementara waktu kat 'sarang' ni dah pindah ke Thailand. Erk??? Ape Ajiz mengarut ni??? Now, the new year begins and my blog also memulakan operasi secara rasminya. Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Actually, mula-mula begini memang tak banyak nak to talk about. Hati terbuka nak sambung buat blog (siap tukar layout, dengan bangganyer!) atas alasan stress and mental tak berapa nak betul (beng-beng) lately. So, writing a blog is one of my therapy selain window shopping and shopping besides singing-out-loud sampai jiran sebelah rumah menunjukkan reaksi mengamuk. Gagagaga!!!

Januari 2010 is such a very the brand new beginning for me. I have to focus on my career, seriously (no more play-play ye, Ajiz!). Menginjak ke 26yo this June membuatkan diri ini terasa tua kerana bakal melepasi suku abad (walau pun ramai cakap Ajiz macam student lagi, huhu... vangga!) dan of course I have to know what I want exactly in my life. Nak ada rumah sendiri? YES! ; Ada kereta sendiri? YES!; Ada bini? Coming Soon!; Ada anak? NAK, NAK, NAK!!!; Ada Sugar Mummy? erk???? No komen!

Kalau ikut jam kat my lappy dah menunjukkan pukul 12:48a.m. Masa untuk mencari darah (maklumlah vampire) di bank-bank darah (kat IJN ok gakz). I'ts time to sleep? Erm, not yet! Nak tengok movie THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE about Anna Wintour, Editor-In-Chief of Vogue magazine (pompuan ni very the legendary you know!). Movie ni about her life la and there's a critic said that movie ni is THE REAL Devil Wears Prada! Maknanyer pompuan ini lagi kekwat daripada Miranda Priestly la kot! So, Ajiz tak sabar nak tengok ni. Dahla penat shopping kat Pavilion tadi ngan Adrian, Si Gaga. In addition I tak shopping for myself but for... (hush! hush!)

Till then... Hope to see you guyz in my next entries, ya! Nak bertapa carik ilham kat Gunung Santubong jap. Gwe berambus dulu ya...

Hasta La Vista!!!

Beso,

Ajiz Lopez